Fan: Although I really want to master Japanese, but…. Tell me how to master Japanese~ I want to be able to speak Japanese as fluently as TVXQ.
JJ: You can watch Japanese dramas, and the best method is to communicate with Japanese people
Fan: If Oppas sang us lullabies, I’d fall asleep really quickly
JJ: Sleep well~ My children~ (T/N: Jae singing a lullaby)
Fan: Imagining Jaejoong in a suit, it must be difficult for the people who witness such a beautiful sight, yes?
JJ: Why is it that you don’t see my heart, that is searching for you? TT
Fan: Jaejoong-oppa. Can’t I call you “Jaejoong-ah”?
JJ: Yeah, you can’t! Kekeke. Let’s go to sleep now together! Let’s dream together? ^^?
Fan: Oppa is mine
JJ: I belong to myself
Fan: Give me kimchi made by Kim Jaejoong! Oppa, I really want to eat kimchi made by Oppa!!
JJ: Although I’m very confident… ^^n You should buy the ingredients and come here^^
Fan: Still not replying your children’s messages after so long? I can drink soju too!!
JJ: Then drink! But, I’ve replied ^^!
Fan: Joongie, I’m here! Jaejoong-ah, where are you!!
JJ: Jaejoong is here!!
Fan: Is this a person, a doll or a spirit?
JJ: A person!! ^^
Fan: Oppas said before that if you got first on the Oricon charts, you’d rent an amusement park for all the fans, you must keep your promise~
JJ: We’ll really rent the amusement park^^! Until the day we get number one… AJA AJA~ ^^
Fan: If you see me at a big concert, you must shake hands with me
JJ: I got it, our little cutie.
Fan: Oppa, how about having a passionate night with me today?
JJ: I already have plans with Yunho
Fan: (Yunjae picture) Date, date, date~ Tell me honestly, you guys are dating, right?
JJ: I’m joking, you never know, we might be dating.
Fan: Jaejoong, Yunho is mine. Give me~~
JJ: But Yunho is a little expensive~~!
Fan: Please tell me who is the most handsome amongst the members
JJ: Ah~ I’m also hesitating on whether I should reply
Fan: Jaejae Oppa! My mom thought that TVXQ is a mixed group!
JJ: That’s a little out of the ordinary
Fan: If you go back to Japan right after the Asia Song Festival, when will you return? Do we still have to wait?
JJ: It’s good to have something to look forward to in future~!
Fan: Please give me a reply, just one
JJ: Really just this one reply?
Fan: Oppa, shall we escape out of the country?
JJ: Let’s go?
Fan: Changmin Oppa, are you still watching those stuff? (T/N: PORN! LOL)
CM: I don’t watch them anymore.
Fan: Oppa, if I get first in my level, let’s have a meal together.
CM: Let’s wait until you get it first then we’ll see.
Fan: Yunho Oppa! If you don’t reply my message, then you must marry me!
CM: Yunho-hyung, I saved your life.
Fan: I can’t express my feelings right now
CM: Then keep trying until you can express it (laugh)
Fan: What should I do to become taller?
CM: It depends on talent.
Fan: I want to become Yunho Oppa’s daughter
CM: This is not something you can do just because you want it
Fan: How was Oppa born? How are children born?
CM: Please learn from [Kusone Ahjumma’s beautiful children sex eduation] (T/N: A programme I think)
Fan: Tell me! I want to hear Oppa’s explanation
Fan: Say an “I love you” to me
CM: I’m not such an easy guy
Fan: I think I should have reply too (tears). If I send a few hundred, will I get a reply?
CM: You can try???
Fan: I belong to Changmin Oppa
CM: This is something that is not on my list of things I own
Fan: I miss you^^ (T/N: What follows is said in English, Japanese and Chinese) I love you.
CM: Your grasp of foreign language is good
Fan: Oppa, if the children are named ilranghae (1), eeranghae (2), samranghae (3), what would the name of the fourth child be?
CM: Saranghae (T/N: sounds the same as “I love you” in Korean)